Me: What's for dinner?
Magic 8 Ball: As I see it yes.
Me: But I don't understand? What are you saying?
Magic 8 Ball: Signs point to yes.
Me: But 'Yes' to what? I don't know which dish you are suggesting.
Magic 8 Ball: Outlook good.
Me: I'm drove nuts, nothing you are suggesting makes any sense. Do you even have any idea how to go about answering my questions?
Magic 8 Ball: Better not tell you now.
Me: Thanks. You could have saved yourself a lot of time had you just told me that at the beginning.
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Seriously?
As you were told when it was received as a gift, the giver of the 8 ball was of the opinion that it was broken, and your experience appears to support that supposition.
Definitely some dud content on my part, though we did learn that your Magic 8 Ball isn't really that great at answering questions.
I remember the suspicion of malfunctionality.
Wait a minute. I think we have a clear-cut case of "operator error" here. The Magic Eight-Ball must be asked (or "aksed") yes or no questions. See the following reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball
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